colliquation And so, I find, I am. They C, It all, viscous and churning. Around me, The sound of me, envelops me, I’m all asunder. Grundled lugubrious twiddles on the morn of wondrous virtue. Crunkled fattle lies in wait, My body is araife. And so, I find, I am.

I’m your Jiggily Jiggily Joo and you’re my Jiggily Jee. I am floating on the Taff and you are on the sea. Though frightful winds blow us about we’ll save the Royal Brie. One day soon, Via hairy baboon, You’ll come home to me.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

Ladybird Ladybird O Ladybird, You are somewhat quite absurd, The way you look we all agree, You’re neither bird nor a lady. Completely different than a lady, or a bird   ‘The Well-Tempered Entomologist’ is a cycle of twelve songs. Each song is a musical description of a different kind of insect. The songs are …

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Remember, remember the 5th of November: Gunpowder, Treason, and Plot. Remember, remember the 6th of November: What happened last night? I forgot!   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

Twas in a lonely moonlit midsummer The flowers hung like bells in their sleep Midst the brush the thrush slept alone until dawn And amongst the woodland, spirits did creep

Nearly there, Bottom bare, How they stare, I DON’T CARE. My skin is fair, soft auburn hair…   Off you go… Off I go… Never to ride again… …forever more.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

My Little Pony is eating rigoni. She like oolong tea but not share it with me.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

Ka-ma-ree, few chips for me! Kappa by a Tree, he’s o’ so thirsty! Give him coke to drink, he runs back to the forest. He picked up some flowers, ties them up and forms a florist.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

There once was a man called Nautical Jim. He’d dive underground, as he says: “On a whim.” Though once it got colder, and he hurt his shoulder, he thanks god he is only a Sim.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

When Santa got stuck up the chimney, he shouted for cookies and tea. The sweep came in quick, squeezed him loose with a brick and requested his maximum fee.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan

(Gibberish Poem) On the Ocean Choo ma ree, Coot ma free, I am floating on the ocean. Leb McBrie, Chenkle me, I am sick from motion.   My friends have all left me, I am alone;   “destitute.”   The sun beats down on my hairy feet and I eat a sandwich.   Benjamin Arandjelovic-Vaughan